The Amazing CURRICULUM CHOP-O-MATIC

There is no question the pandemic has profoundly impacted education. Toggling between in-school, online, and/or hybrid models of learning is a logistical nightmare. How do we cover the curriculum? Our researchers have discovered tons of assigned curriculum are not being taught, especially the content kids are actually interested in.

Too Much Curriculum! Not Enough Time!

Help has arrived! Curriculum coordinators and teachers around the world are singing the praises of the CURRICULUM CHOP-O-MATIC™! It’s efficient, reliable, and completely safe to use (with or without a mask). 

Simply, grab some printed curriculum, shove it in the top opening, and push down on the lever. The more you chop, the better the result. Out pops a new, relevant, individualized, and condensed curriculum. One that every student will enjoy.

Sound Too Good To Be True?

Don’t take our word for it. Here are just a few testimonials…

“At first, I thought, ‘This will never work!’ Now, I take it into every classroom. It IS magic!”
                  –D. Hempstead III, Academic Dean, East Coast Prep Academy, NH

Teachers are so grateful. We have time to teach the important stuff. TY CHOP-O-MATIC!!”
–H. Schlotzky, Curriculum Coach, AXIS International School, Vietnam

“What a time saver, stress reducer! Keep chopping everyone! PS. I’ve tossed away my Xanax. “
R. Johnson, Associate Principal, Nevergreen HS, NV

But Wait, There’s More!

Buy the CURRICULUM CHOP-O-MATIC™ and get the GRADES CHOP-O-MATIC™ ABSOLUTELY FREE! Works exactly the same but takes out-dated grading practices and turns the traditional report card into a digital portfolio. Welcome to the 21st century (20 years late).

Great News! New cloud-based prototypes are under development but this is no time to wait.

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